A girl with a voice truly grating

Was known to be quite ‘commodating

With a wet sloppy pud

She was always quite good

But your cock requires stiff armor plating

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Limericks are a guilty pleasure of mine. And filthy limericks never fail to make me laugh. There’s a rich history of these types of verse going back thousands of years. W. S. Baring-Gould’s seminal work, ‘The Lure of the Limerick’ does a fine job bringing the subject to life. Recommended.