Fighting with my wife
Sam’s Club seems so interested
Making fool of Self
While traditional Haiku’s should avoid references to Self and My, I choose to announce my idiocy.
Fighting with my wife
Sam’s Club seems so interested
Making fool of Self
While traditional Haiku’s should avoid references to Self and My, I choose to announce my idiocy.
Busted Cha Cha Heels
Sit on dirty cabinet
Trashman loads all dreams
John Jay fumbled for the gun
Blood wet on his hands
His heart hammers
BANG! BANG!
My wife gardens hard
As dinner cools on table
The soil eats instead
I want to eat now
As the chicken stops waiting
For my wife to quit
Her garden grows fat
While my stomach tightens more
Dinner has to wait
I made Big
Count the $
As Dog watched
1-2-3-4-5
$100
1-2-3-4-5
$200
I knew how
Much I had
Given him
Dog wanted
To make sure
1-2-3-4-5
$300
1-2-3-4-5
$400
Dog stuck his
Nose right up
Big, scenting
Him, he’s
Friendly I sd
Right Big sd
Friendly enough
Big forgot to
Count out the
Last $50
Okay I’ll see
You tomorrow
Dog smiled
The mowers cut and drone
Bird song erupts in garden
The roof leaks some more
Winter’s coin lies lost
Alone on the snowy bench
Forgotten by Summer
The dog sleeps now
Snout buried in the blanket
My heart in his paws
❤️❤️❤️
Metal Mountaineer
Rising high above Rockies
Steel Wheels bring me West
Traveling on the famed Rocky Mountaineer train is a joy. This Haiku speaks to my journey West.
One way
Shopping
Aisles
Customers
Lost in
The stacks
We are all
Sheep
Here
Walmart is a pandemic pen