Fighting with my wife
Sam’s Club seems so interested
Making fool of Self
While traditional Haiku’s should avoid references to Self and My, I choose to announce my idiocy.
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Busted Cha Cha Heels
Sit on dirty cabinet
Trashman loads all dreams
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John Jay fumbled for the gun
Blood wet on his hands
His heart hammers
BANG! BANG!
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My wife gardens hard
As dinner cools on table
The soil eats instead
I want to eat now
As the chicken stops waiting
For my wife to quit
Her garden grows fat
While my stomach tightens more
Dinner has to wait
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I made Big
Count the $
As Dog watched
1-2-3-4-5
$100
1-2-3-4-5
$200
I knew how
Much I had
Given him
Dog wanted
To make sure
1-2-3-4-5
$300
1-2-3-4-5
$400
Dog stuck his
Nose right up
Big, scenting
Him, he’s
Friendly I sd
Right Big sd
Friendly enough
Big forgot to
Count out the
Last $50
Okay I’ll see
You tomorrow
Dog smiled
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The mowers cut and drone
Bird song erupts in garden
The roof leaks some more
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Winter’s coin lies lost
Alone on the snowy bench
Forgotten by Summer
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The dog sleeps now
Snout buried in the blanket
My heart in his paws
❤️❤️❤️
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Metal Mountaineer
Rising high above Rockies
Steel Wheels bring me West
Traveling on the famed Rocky Mountaineer train is a joy. This Haiku speaks to my journey West.
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One way
Shopping
Aisles
Customers
Lost in
The stacks
We are all
Sheep
Here
Walmart is a pandemic pen
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